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Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’

  1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
  2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
  3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
  4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

(Source: crystalground)

Today I decided I don’t want a Tiffany engagement ring because I want it to look pretty and not break my fiance s bank. Some earring however, can be discussed ;)

rneerkat:

if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business

aquify:

why don’t you guys ask me questions

like are you even curious about me

do you wanna know my middle name

my last name

my favorite color

my favorite movie

my netflix account information

the hospital i was born

my social security number

my blood type

when i sold my soul to satan

dulect:

does anyone remember London Tipton’s numberplate?

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youreakingnotapawn:

leonhesreallycool:

rockpikmin:

leonhesreallycool:

DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT

would you say that it makes your eyes scream

dietchola:

my mind is still blown at the fact that in lilo and stitch his name is stitch because he patches up their family